Fuck No Jezebel

Sorry about your penis. 

Sorry about your penis. 

Oh, thank goodness someone wrote an article about millennials. I’m glad we’re finally getting an opinion on this topic.

Oh, thank goodness someone wrote an article about millennials. I’m glad we’re finally getting an opinion on this topic.

I like when disrespectful people go on tirades about “respecting yourself”. You’re not respecting yourself when you’re an obnoxious judgmental fuck head. 
I bet this bitch has a boring star tattoo.

I like when disrespectful people go on tirades about “respecting yourself”. You’re not respecting yourself when you’re an obnoxious judgmental fuck head. 

I bet this bitch has a boring star tattoo.

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Do you get a dollar every time you mention QVC?

Do you get a dollar every time you mention QVC?

They’re flying too close to the shit storm sun.
Lemme guess. In the comments people are discussing their lentil wedding rings? Or vintage wedding rings? And other people are complaining about judgment and how everyone else is just jealous? 

They’re flying too close to the shit storm sun.

Lemme guess. In the comments people are discussing their lentil wedding rings? Or vintage wedding rings? And other people are complaining about judgment and how everyone else is just jealous? 

I bet you’re an awesome friend. 

I bet you’re an awesome friend. 

u seem qualified 

u seem qualified