Fuck No Jezebel

All I'm saying is it's worth the small sacrifice of not having THE LATEST IPHONE or LOUBOUTINS or TRIPS TO EUROPE, spending money on a helpless human being who will be obligated to help you should you ever be helpless.

“mrsbuzzed” is ridiculous. 

I love her breeder logic. “You’re selfish if you don’t have kids! I have kids so someone is forced to take care of ME.”

People like this confirm my choice not to have children because they sound so miserable. Happy people don’t go on rampages about what they’re missing out on but how it’s all “worth it”. 

Other choice quotes from this gem of a mother:

“Like all the times these past few months my mom had to be on call to care for this friend who never married or had children, I needed my mom to watch the baby for me while I worked. Who was being selfish there?”

You were, you fucking bitch. 

“Am I supposed to leave my daughter with a stranger who could molest her because my mom has to forsake babysitting duties to go sit with someone who didn’t even send my baby a card when she was born”

No, you were supposed to use birth control if you’re unable to care for your own kid.

“This country has an enormous problem right now with a generation of children being raised to value material goods over human life.”

Because everyone who is smart enough not to breed when they know they don’t kids is a materialistic insert SATC stereotype here. 

“I can go out right now and a man will take me out to dinner in the hopes that he can get into my pussyhole, and I can say sure you can but get me that purse first.”

Oh honey, I think you over value your “pussyhole”. 

Annnd the best part:

“I’d rather live in my mom’s nice home with my kid til her father gets out of prison than slave away at a job so I can have my own place and no help with my kid.”

And the worst part?

“Steven Callas” (who IS that?) suspended SarahMC for engaging with this troll. So some mommy who calls people feminazis is free to spit about how her life didn’t turn out how she wanted it to, but when someone rightfully calls out that shit, they get suspended? OK. 

“I know a lot of people who are perfectly intelligent but have serious prejudice problems” Then they aren’t intelligent, and neither are you.  If you’re able to say that prejudiced people are intelligent? Can you stop calling yourself liberal? Thanks. 

“I know a lot of people who are perfectly intelligent but have serious prejudice problems”

Then they aren’t intelligent, and neither are you. 

If you’re able to say that prejudiced people are intelligent? Can you stop calling yourself liberal? Thanks. 

memoriescantwait asked: How do we tip you when the ask box doesn't allow links?

Try this. 

Or the new “fan mail” feature (seriously karp!?), I believe you can include links. 

You know how you get people to not take you seriously?  Compare eating animal products to rape! You know how you get people to ignore your ideas? Compare eating animal products to rape! If your argument is “hey this is just like rape” then you don’t have an argument. End of story. Can there be a Godwin’s law for rape already? 

You know how you get people to not take you seriously? 

Compare eating animal products to rape!

You know how you get people to ignore your ideas?

Compare eating animal products to rape!

If your argument is “hey this is just like rape” then you don’t have an argument. End of story. Can there be a Godwin’s law for rape already? 

Reader Submission:

Eew. Jezebel is kinda terrible and I feel bad for reading it. The comments are horrible but the writing is bad too a lot of the time. Can you recommend any sites that are similar to Jezebel that are less cringeworthy?
Hmm, Thegloss is bad. Neither is The Hairpin. I think I linked to Persephone before, they have a lot of good articles that cover a lot of different topics. 
My followers probably have better suggestions than I do, where do you guys waste your time? 
bricksandmortarandchewinggum: It’s like he’s unraveling in real time on facebook. I seriously lol’d at his difficulty in getting a screenshot. COMPUTERS, HOW DO THEY WORK. 

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

It’s like he’s unraveling in real time on facebook.

I seriously lol’d at his difficulty in getting a screenshot. COMPUTERS, HOW DO THEY WORK. 

coldbitterness: lol So that’s where all the hits on that post were coming from Fight on, you brave warrior Funny how someone who actually tried to murder his ex-girlfriend finds me so threatening “Wahhhhh, I type obnoxious things and people don’t like it, wahhhhh” He could always quit. I doubt he’s doing anyone a favor by sticking around. 

coldbitterness:

lol

So that’s where all the hits on that post were coming from

Fight on, you brave warrior

Funny how someone who actually tried to murder his ex-girlfriend finds me so threatening

“Wahhhhh, I type obnoxious things and people don’t like it, wahhhhh”

He could always quit. I doubt he’s doing anyone a favor by sticking around. 

Tiger Beatdown: Hugo Schwyzer wants to jizz on the face of feminism, but not why you’d think

redlightpolitics:

Yep, just what the title says. And here’s the opening paragraph (also, I was angry when I wrote this. And I regret nothing!):

Jizz on your face! A FACIAL! Let your guy cum on your rosy cheeks because it is the latest act of feminist empowerment! Moreover, IT’S CLEANSING! Didn’t you hear? Jizz on your face is better than a detox diet! It has “purifying” properties. Or so says Hugo Schwyzer, Professor Feminism extraordinaire in his latest installment at Jezebel, He Wants to Jizz on Your Face, but Not Why You’d Think:

A female student turned to the guy who’d brought up the topic of semen and validation and asked him, “So you’re saying that when a man comes on a woman’s face, it’s not about making her dirty — it’s about making him feel clean?” The young man blushed, the class tittered. “Yes,” he said, “that’s it. And that’s what makes it so hot.”

Only oh, I forgot to mention, the purifying act is not for you, feminist woman, target audience of Professor Feminism’s column. The cleansing is for him!

I got a couple reader submissions for Schwyzer’s last column. I would write something about it, but other people already did, and they did it better than I could. 

Pay special attention to the part that discusses his attempted murder of his ex girlfriend!

Allowing your child to express their identity is “setting them up for bullying”? No. No no no. Fuck you. Stop making excuses for bullies. You don’t stop bulling by telling different kids to stop being different. Just…argh!

Allowing your child to express their identity is “setting them up for bullying”?

No.

No no no.

Fuck you. Stop making excuses for bullies. You don’t stop bulling by telling different kids to stop being different. Just…argh!