Fuck No Jezebel

You’re offended because people might not care about your engagement ring? I’m glad we’re not facebook friends, or friends in any context really… And if the only thing you can think of to represent your love is a picture of a ring, well. Well.

You’re offended because people might not care about your engagement ring? I’m glad we’re not facebook friends, or friends in any context really…

And if the only thing you can think of to represent your love is a picture of a ring, well. Well.

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Can we stop pretending that the only people who are fit to have children are “smart, funny, creative, successful” people? You know that sometimes people like that raise assholes, yeah?  I’m not saying it’s a total crapshoot, I’m just saying “smart, funny, creative, successful” isn’t everything. Also, those people don’t owe you or society any babies. Congrats that you’re happy with your choice, but the inability to see how other people can be happy with different choices kind of makes you an asshole.  Isn’t it just terrible when close-minded people who can’t see beyond their own experiences have children?!

Can we stop pretending that the only people who are fit to have children are “smart, funny, creative, successful” people? You know that sometimes people like that raise assholes, yeah? 

I’m not saying it’s a total crapshoot, I’m just saying “smart, funny, creative, successful” isn’t everything. Also, those people don’t owe you or society any babies. Congrats that you’re happy with your choice, but the inability to see how other people can be happy with different choices kind of makes you an asshole. 

Isn’t it just terrible when close-minded people who can’t see beyond their own experiences have children?!

Read about a woman who was abused in a circus freak show Talk about your tall boyfriend and how he would LOVE THAT Hope that she “didn’t mind” being abused
  1. Read about a woman who was abused in a circus freak show
  2. Talk about your tall boyfriend and how he would LOVE THAT
  3. Hope that she “didn’t mind” being abused

Looks like some people are high on their own lentil farts.

Looks like some people are high on their own lentil farts.

This sounds totally healthy.  Why are some virgins so obsessed with sex? The only person who talks about sex more than them is Courtney Stodden. 

This sounds totally healthy. 

Why are some virgins so obsessed with sex? The only person who talks about sex more than them is Courtney Stodden. 

Yeah, you’re right! We shouldn’t focus on women in Kenya who start their own businesses, Africa is one monolithic place where only bad things happen. We should focus on those poor downtrodden people (but let’s not do anything icky, like learn their names) and NEVER mention good things that happen. Because that hurts people. Or something.  Also, it’s really hard for my tiny brain to comprehend that bad things and good things can happen on a continent and talking about the good things means I’m ignoring the bad things. 

Yeah, you’re right! We shouldn’t focus on women in Kenya who start their own businesses, Africa is one monolithic place where only bad things happen. We should focus on those poor downtrodden people (but let’s not do anything icky, like learn their names) and NEVER mention good things that happen. Because that hurts people. Or something. 

Also, it’s really hard for my tiny brain to comprehend that bad things and good things can happen on a continent and talking about the good things means I’m ignoring the bad things. 

Maybe I’m ignorant, but can anyone show an example of bigotry being solved by people ignoring it? Because I don’t think that’s ever happened. 

Maybe I’m ignorant, but can anyone show an example of bigotry being solved by people ignoring it? Because I don’t think that’s ever happened. 

Thank goodness we have a man around to tell us how women act. 

Thank goodness we have a man around to tell us how women act.