Fuck No Jezebel

This commenter is right. It’s really not funny to play jokes on kids. It’s hilarious! I love when they get all outraged when they realize it was a joke. Yeah, I troll kids, so what.  Messing with kids is one of the few things that make them fun. But no! They might be scarred for life! Don’t play tricks on your kids, they might grow up to be Ted Bundy. Wrap them in bubble wrap/hand sanitizer and be serious all the time. Then they’ll be normal. 

This commenter is right. It’s really not funny to play jokes on kids.

It’s hilarious! I love when they get all outraged when they realize it was a joke. Yeah, I troll kids, so what. 

Messing with kids is one of the few things that make them fun. But no! They might be scarred for life! Don’t play tricks on your kids, they might grow up to be Ted Bundy. Wrap them in bubble wrap/hand sanitizer and be serious all the time. Then they’ll be normal. 

  1. burningflies reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    …I didn’t think...honest. It was pretty fucked up...concept...
  2. telegantmess reblogged this from isabelthespy
  3. spastasmagoria reblogged this from ktempest and added:
    Geeze. I would have been DEVASTATED if that had happened to me at that age. These aren’t older kids who understand that...
  4. ktempest reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    I agree that it’s mean to do this to kids on TV. and also agree with the above about how this expectation around gifts...
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  6. isabelthespy reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    or as I say to kids when they’re like I WAS JUST PLAYING [when i called someone a name or wouldn’t stop chasing them or...
  7. searchingforknowledge reblogged this from jhameia
  8. jhameia reblogged this from jemimaaslana and added:
    Co-signing everything in this thread. I see pranks the same way I see jokes: if you have to explain its basis, and its...
  9. jemimaaslana reblogged this from ancientstring and added:
    Oh thank goodness I’m not the only one who thought this wasn’t a hilarious prank. Yeah, we’ve done the whole fake...
  10. ancientstring reblogged this from jemimaaslana and added:
    Completely agreeing with Jemima here. In our family, we didn’t have a lot of money so we did out thought into our gifts....
  11. heymelissa reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    “THIS IS REALLY TRIGGERING BECAUSE...WAS REALLY STUPID AS A CHILD.”
  12. vanboobsenstein reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    look. The commenter came back to say one more thing: Robbiecda @JesiAdversary
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