Fuck No Jezebel

Watching women who aren’t your spouse dance naked? Acceptable. 
Dancing with a man that isn’t your spouse? Obscene!
Apparently, your marriage will fail if you dance with other people. Personally, I don’t think dancing with other people is a relationship destroyer. What is a relationship destroyer is the creepy weird ownership people get over their spouses. If it works for them, it works for them, but I think it’s pretty fucking ridiculous to apply your weird relationship rules to all married couples. 

Watching women who aren’t your spouse dance naked? Acceptable. 

Dancing with a man that isn’t your spouse? Obscene!

Apparently, your marriage will fail if you dance with other people. Personally, I don’t think dancing with other people is a relationship destroyer. What is a relationship destroyer is the creepy weird ownership people get over their spouses. If it works for them, it works for them, but I think it’s pretty fucking ridiculous to apply your weird relationship rules to all married couples. 

  1. elledy reblogged this from seriesofnonsequiturs and added:
    Haters gonna hate because the First Lady isn’t taking THEM to the ball.
  2. seriesofnonsequiturs reblogged this from meiran and added:
    what fucking bullshit. the obamas clearly have an excellent marriage, and even if they don’t, it’s nobody’s fucking...
  3. meiran reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    This, for the record,...post that got me up in arms and extremely cranky yesterday and...
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