Fuck No Jezebel

Reader Submission: I hate hate hate that I can’t link to comments in the Ask (thanks Tumblr) so I just have to say please direct yourself to Sarcazzer’s reply to MissCombulated’s question about Courtney Stodden (Comment #45711535) in today’s Dirt Bag for the most self-serious bullshit I’ve ever seen on Jezebel re: body snarking Yeah, fuck tumblr, seems the best way to get around that is by posting everything after the .com. So “http://jezebel.com/5873281/demi-lovato-wants-you-to-know-miley-cyrus-can-be-a-total-bitch?comment=45711535#comments” becomes “/5873281/demi-lovato-wants-you-to-know-miley-cyrus-can-be-a-total-bitch?comment=45711535#comments”. Knowing tumblr, you won’t be able to do that either soon.  Anyway, yeah, who the fuck died and made her a mod? I thought the rule was that if someone chooses to do it, it’s not really body snark? Isn’t a bad faux tan in the same category and weird lipliner or a bad dye job? Or will we have a mob of over sensitive idiots crying over that too? Probably! And if you can’t tell that tan is fake? That’s like telling me Pamela Anderson’s hair is natural.  But you know, the proper feminist response in this situation is to snark on her for being “sexy”, rather than snarking on her bad fashion choices.  Jezebel, a great place to offend and be offended. 

Reader Submission:

I hate hate hate that I can’t link to comments in the Ask (thanks Tumblr) so I just have to say please direct yourself to Sarcazzer’s reply to MissCombulated’s question about Courtney Stodden (Comment #45711535) in today’s Dirt Bag for the most self-serious bullshit I’ve ever seen on Jezebel re: body snarking
Yeah, fuck tumblr, seems the best way to get around that is by posting everything after the .com. So “http://jezebel.com/5873281/demi-lovato-wants-you-to-know-miley-cyrus-can-be-a-total-bitch?comment=45711535#comments” becomes “/5873281/demi-lovato-wants-you-to-know-miley-cyrus-can-be-a-total-bitch?comment=45711535#comments”. Knowing tumblr, you won’t be able to do that either soon. 
Anyway, yeah, who the fuck died and made her a mod? I thought the rule was that if someone chooses to do it, it’s not really body snark? Isn’t a bad faux tan in the same category and weird lipliner or a bad dye job? Or will we have a mob of over sensitive idiots crying over that too? Probably! And if you can’t tell that tan is fake? That’s like telling me Pamela Anderson’s hair is natural. 
But you know, the proper feminist response in this situation is to snark on her for being “sexy”, rather than snarking on her bad fashion choices. 
Jezebel, a great place to offend and be offended. 
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