Fuck No Jezebel

Tiger Beatdown: Hugo Schwyzer wants to jizz on the face of feminism, but not why you’d think

redlightpolitics:

Yep, just what the title says. And here’s the opening paragraph (also, I was angry when I wrote this. And I regret nothing!):

Jizz on your face! A FACIAL! Let your guy cum on your rosy cheeks because it is the latest act of feminist empowerment! Moreover, IT’S CLEANSING! Didn’t you hear? Jizz on your face is better than a detox diet! It has “purifying” properties. Or so says Hugo Schwyzer, Professor Feminism extraordinaire in his latest installment at Jezebel, He Wants to Jizz on Your Face, but Not Why You’d Think:

A female student turned to the guy who’d brought up the topic of semen and validation and asked him, “So you’re saying that when a man comes on a woman’s face, it’s not about making her dirty — it’s about making him feel clean?” The young man blushed, the class tittered. “Yes,” he said, “that’s it. And that’s what makes it so hot.”

Only oh, I forgot to mention, the purifying act is not for you, feminist woman, target audience of Professor Feminism’s column. The cleansing is for him!

I got a couple reader submissions for Schwyzer’s last column. I would write something about it, but other people already did, and they did it better than I could. 

Pay special attention to the part that discusses his attempted murder of his ex girlfriend!

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    You fucking kidding me? Not again. This man needs to stop already.
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    There are no facials in Tulpa, or Anne&Me.
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    Bolded just in case you missed it.
  15. fucknojezebel reblogged this from redlightpolitics and added:
    got a couple reader submissions for Schwyzer’s last column....would write something about...
  16. materialworld reblogged this from sexartandpolitics and added:
    So this is why there’s so many cum shot related posts on tumblr today. I swore off Sex Wars, feminist blog drama years...
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  18. thedeeface said: So much hate and derision. I wish he’d fall off the face of the earth.
  19. lawsonry reblogged this from stfufauxminists and added:
    I don’t think a guy should be allowed to cum on a girl’s face until someone cums all over his face first.
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    Once again confirming my theory that the Universe is trolling EVERYONE.
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    I’m almost starting to feel ashamed that...used to really really like Schwyzer’s...
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