Fuck No Jezebel

All I'm saying is it's worth the small sacrifice of not having THE LATEST IPHONE or LOUBOUTINS or TRIPS TO EUROPE, spending money on a helpless human being who will be obligated to help you should you ever be helpless.

“mrsbuzzed” is ridiculous. 

I love her breeder logic. “You’re selfish if you don’t have kids! I have kids so someone is forced to take care of ME.”

People like this confirm my choice not to have children because they sound so miserable. Happy people don’t go on rampages about what they’re missing out on but how it’s all “worth it”. 

Other choice quotes from this gem of a mother:

“Like all the times these past few months my mom had to be on call to care for this friend who never married or had children, I needed my mom to watch the baby for me while I worked. Who was being selfish there?”

You were, you fucking bitch. 

“Am I supposed to leave my daughter with a stranger who could molest her because my mom has to forsake babysitting duties to go sit with someone who didn’t even send my baby a card when she was born”

No, you were supposed to use birth control if you’re unable to care for your own kid.

“This country has an enormous problem right now with a generation of children being raised to value material goods over human life.”

Because everyone who is smart enough not to breed when they know they don’t kids is a materialistic insert SATC stereotype here. 

“I can go out right now and a man will take me out to dinner in the hopes that he can get into my pussyhole, and I can say sure you can but get me that purse first.”

Oh honey, I think you over value your “pussyhole”. 

Annnd the best part:

“I’d rather live in my mom’s nice home with my kid til her father gets out of prison than slave away at a job so I can have my own place and no help with my kid.”

And the worst part?

“Steven Callas” (who IS that?) suspended SarahMC for engaging with this troll. So some mommy who calls people feminazis is free to spit about how her life didn’t turn out how she wanted it to, but when someone rightfully calls out that shit, they get suspended? OK. 

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  2. faded-as-my-jeans reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    miss this? This person cannot be real. They can’t....only someone could be
  3. slaybelle reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    Steven Callas, by the way,...the tech guys. They...mod level...
  4. nenona reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    troll. She got upset...what, SEND A CARD WHEN HER BABY WAS BORN? It sounds like somebody...
  5. youcrashquims reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    shit they can’t do now...it’s worth it because...TOOOOTALLY...
  6. resplendentb1tch reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    Well, I’m officially...parent - I’m obsessed...wardrobe and...
  7. dea-goes-a-tumbln reblogged this from athenasaurus and added:
    NOTE: not particularly articulate rage ahead. Ok, first of all: sure, your baby makes YOU happy. BABIES DO NOT MAKE ME...
  8. maritsa-met reblogged this from athenasaurus and added:
    There’s so much offensive about this comment. It’s hilarious that she thinks she’s a “success” “as an organism” because...
  9. athenasaurus reblogged this from ipsadixit and added:
    how do you know louboutins won’t later take care of me? you can always sell those shits on ebay for a million trillion...
  10. ipsadixit reblogged this from thisismymonkey and added:
    My expensive purses and ipods and stylish clothes have never woken me up in the middle
  11. sookiestackwhore reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    Holy shit, that thread was...delightfully cringe-worthy. And as the daughter
  12. mysinmysoul reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    wonder wistfully why...ever stopped commenting...Jezebel. HA...
  13. baconqurlyq reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    Would anyone read that batshit loony shit and give it any weight at all? I mean, throwing together reasons why you are...
  14. greycatbrigade reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    Oh my god, mrsbuzzed is the most hilariously selfish, self-centered, dumbass whose posts I have had the pleasure of...
  15. someauthorgirl reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    think the best part...crazypants girl ended one...stuff it.”...
  16. meandrous reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
    care of you. How is...not truly selfish? Especially you’re clearly not taking care of YOUR...
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