This commenter is the gift that keeps on giving.
She claims to be slender, even though in another comment she mentions that her husbands shirts don’t fit her anymore.
She claims to be getting “sexed”, so I guess her icky “baby daddy” must have the longest dick in the world to be able to fuck her while he’s in jail (such a goooood father!).
“He’s 20-something and I’m nearly 30-something”. Err, so you’re both in your 20’s? Congrats?
Someone is such a loser that the greatest accomplishment in their life is getting knocked up. I’m not sure if I feel pity or feel smug.
(Psst! Buying a macbook isn’t impressive when you live with mommy!)
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always-banned reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
The funniest thing about this piece of hackery...hacker mentions how I’ve said I’m skinny,...
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purplemonkeypaws reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
these posts, like, serious, it cracks me up…it’s right up my alley, just don’t read
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nenona reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
doubt he could find anyone else
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maritsa-met reblogged this from nanner and added:
They’re called epidurals, bitch. You don’t win mommy points for not getting one. Enduring pain is not a measure of worth...
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snitting-next-to-borpo reblogged this from nanner and added:
Aaaaaahaha she wants to trot out 14 hours of labor?!?!? Lady, I’ll join this pissing contest.Twenty six hours AND a...
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nanner reblogged this from athenasaurus and added:
Also, I’ve heard it from a number of mothers that the gallbladder pain I endured is worse than most labor pains. So fuck...
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Next comment was just as good: “Right check yourself before you get banned too. Defending yourself from cyberbullies...
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athenasaurus reblogged this from fucknojezebel and added:
“INSISTING THAT I’VE DONE MY JOB AS AN ORGANISM BY SEXUALLY REPRODUCING”
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