I woke up. It was dawn. My house was silent. Usually my home is filled with the sounds of my family. But not today. I knew something was wrong. I got out of bed and checked all the rooms in my house. Empty. Totally empty. I thought they left me because I don’t know the difference between a scripted commercial and real life. But no.
It was her. Her and her hair. And her voice. And her fake eyelashes. And her makeup, even though she’s in pajamas. She took my family. She took them away in the dead of night.
I will never forgive
Taylor Swift Lady Gaga Zooey Deschanel. NEVER.
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